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Women Jokes PinchingAs the crowded lift descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous young blonde woman.As the lif stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenlywhirled, slapped Mr. Silverman, and said, “That will teach you to pinch!”Bewildered, Mr. Silverman was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, “I … I didn’t pinch that girl.”"Of course you didn’t,” replied his wife, consolingly. “I did.”Rated:3.25 5 4 3 2 1 || Votes:132 || Send this to a Friend! After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other’s throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.When they arrived at the counsellor’s office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.”What seems to be the problem?”Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.After 5 – 10 – 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.The counsellor spoke to the husband, “Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!”The husband scratched his head and replied, “I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays.”marriage counselling?” title=”Resolved Question: marriage counselling?” >Resolved Question: marriage counselling?
I have a big problem,my husband and I have been together on and off for eight years,we got married one year ago,well doing the time we broke up and had a child with anothe woman,well when we got back together he never told me about this child until last year,3 years later,well this child live with us now, we have custody of this child,well make long story short,my husband got arrest and this child lives with me,her mother don’t call or come by at all,this child has not seen her siblings in months,they are in foster care,this child has been from the time we got her ,up until now has been a trouble 4 year old,i might have to take this child out of her preschool because she is so out of control in school,this is the second school that we have had her in.Its really doing a number on the entire family,when she is at home we don’t have these problems.my husband when he gets home we plan on getting marriage counsel because of our own issues,I don’t know if she needs it or.I just want to clear things up with everbody ..i love my step child everyone seems to think I don’t just because my husband didn’t say nothing about her until 3 years later..thats not true we talk about bringing her into our home and raising her together because how she was living and we have talked about adopting her siblings so they could be together.I’m a very understanding and forgiving woman when it comes to family..I take her to the park,zoo,and we fish when she has been good in school and sometimes I do it anyway we so we can spend sometime togetherI just want to clear things up with everbody ..i love my step child everyone seems to think I don’t just because my husband didn’t say nothing about her until 3 years later..thats not true we talk about bringing her into our home and raising her together because how she was living and we have talked about adopting her siblings so they could be together.I’m a very understanding and forgiving woman when it comes to family..I take her to the park,zoo,and we fish when she has been good in school and sometimes I do it anyway we so we can spend sometime together..my husband and i are not having issues about her..she are whats keeping this family together we love her and will do what ever it takes to keep her safe and happy..even if it means raising her siblingsOpen Question: family needs help?
My husband had been manipulative and verbally abusive to me for 26 years of marriage. I stayed with him for two reasons, 1.No job, 2.Three kids that I felt needed a Mom and a Dad. I did ask several times to have us go to marriage counseling. He refused. Now I have stated to him that I want a divorce and I don?t love him. Suddenly he changed to a nicer person. My question is: Can a person change over night? Do I trust that he has changed?Resolved Question: My husband had been manipulative and verbally abusive to me for 26 years of marriage.?
Hi all, my guy and I have heard that premarital counseling is crucial to a long-lasting marriage. We don’t have too many issues, except we both kinda have tempers and I tend to fib in order to make his life less stressful. My question is, is counseling necessary? If it is, is it expensive?Resolved Question: Premarital counseling?
